I can’t come to you when I need you and that’s a problem
"It’s horrible when your heart is somewhere your body is not."
— Joe Lunn
(Source: iceages, via deadtate)
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
— (via queerunderconstruction)
(Source: crazysexykhool, via imasimpleman)
"She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something."
— Eleanor & Park, Rainbow Rowell (via ba-c)
(Source: seabois, via euphoricsleep)
"As humans, we ruin everything we touch, including each other."
— (via itscherryamber)
(Source: del-dystopia, via livingthedream-onemistakeatatime)
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.